Logic

IF:

1.You are what you eat. 2. poop is fertilizer. 3. The Pope exudes Catholicism.

AND:

A. Trees eat fertilizer. B. "The Woods" is made of trees. C. The Pope poops in "The Woods".

THEN:

The trees in "The Woods" are Catholic.

AND THEREFORE:

"The Woods" disagrees with Native American beliefs.

See, everything is the way it should be. The way Mother Nature wants it.