In preparation for my big date, I elected to purchase a bottle of "Extra-Whitening" mouthwash. A sure boost to my waning boneability.
In order to save money for said big date, I chose a cheaper "off" brand, with which I was theretofore unfamiliar.
Upon a closer, post-rinse inspection, I discovered that I had actually purchased "Extra-Widening" mouthwash.
I did not seal the deal.
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